Sunday, February 22, 2015

She's got no flag to fly, but she don't seem that much to mind, no she don't seem to mind

Me: I need to drop, like, 30 lbs. 

Girlfriend: You were too skinny when I met you.

Me: Then I still needed to drop 20 lbs.

GF: I think you look great. Just do what you want.

Me: That's the problem! What I want is to eat cookies, and ice cream, and everything else. Then I gain weight, and I want to go on a diet. But then I want cookies, and ice cream, and everything else. I CAN'T BREAK THE CYCLE!!!