Sunday, June 11, 2006

I need you tonight

One thing I miss about being married:

I have a huge zit in my ear that I can't see or reach. It's painful, yet there's nobody to take care of it for me.

6 comments:

  1. Anonymous10:51 PM

    Use a q-tip. Just apply the pressure.

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  2. Good idea zit popper. A much better alternative than quickly getting remarried at one of the Vegas drive through wedding chapels.

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  3. Anonymous9:35 AM

    Or you could use a Bobbi pin...and no you don't have to have a woman in the home to have one, just pick it up at your local store!

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  4. I just used my keys. Isn't that manly?

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  5. I think bobby pins work better

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  6. Oh and we wonder why the mystery and awe go out of our relationships..

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