Saturday, November 11, 2006

I enjoy being a boy

I owe a special thanks to my father for donating his Y chromosome to me rather than his X. There are many reasons why I am happy about this, but I will only list the best two here:
  1. I can pee pretty much anywhere I want to.
  2. I never have to give birth to a child.

Need I say more?

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5 comments:

  1. PsychDoctor10:25 PM

    My observations.... NE vs PMS...We win hands down in that match up...

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  2. PsychDoctor10:25 PM

    and no, not hands down there...that isn't NE...

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  3. PsychDoctor10:26 PM

    That's M...

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  4. Anonymous5:26 AM

    yeah and if you've ever SEEN the whole birth-giving thing... then... yeah. WAY overrated.

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  5. Lauren10:58 PM

    girls can pee anywhere they want. all you need is a funnel.

    and i agree with starlet, child bearing is overrated.

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