Tonight I was watching t.v. when my roommate's son came into the room and started harrassing the dog (he kept grabbing the dog's back legs while it was trying to walk).
Me: Dude, quit trying to hump the dog.
Him: You're the one who likes beastiality.
Me: I do?
Him: Yeah.
Me: And why would that be?
Him: Because I saw you watching beastiality porn on the internet.
Me: Yeah, and I saw you IN IT.
I would feel bad about giving the kid so much crap, but believe me, he gives as much as he gets.
Did he really see you watching animal porn? That's low....
ReplyDeleteNo he did not. He just wishes that he would have.
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