To the guy who passed me in the canyon the other night:
Please take that fucking spoiler off your Ford F-150. Those are only meant for sports cars, not big trucks. Besides, this isn't the fast and the furious, you don't have to Tokyo Drift your way through the curves. I hate people like you.
Love,
Native Minnow
Was this guy Asian, perchance? You know we like to put spoilers on everything. Including fish.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe you love that Tokyo Drift movie...
ReplyDeleteYet you don't have a spoiler on your car Lauren. Not that it would have helped you avoid getting your ass kicked that time we raced anyway :-P
ReplyDeletePsycho, I never saw the movie, but I'm pretty sure I can say with confidence that it is one of the worst movies EVER MADE.
I don't? I think I have a small one that came with the car when I bought it used. It's really flat though, no wonder why you didn't think I had one.
ReplyDeleteAnd by the way, I still challenge you to a race. I think you underestimate the power of my car.
I know that the movie is one of the worst movies ever made, because I'm Asian and I don't like that movie. I'm supposed to simply because of my genetic disposition, but it makes me want to cry instead.
Rockets are not made of rice. Rice is cooked in a rice cooker, and rockets are made of metal. And explody things. The only thing that should be made of rice is sushi. Mmmmm, sushi.