Tuesday, February 06, 2007

But gravity always wins

A girl I know texted me in response to yesterday's post:

Her: Define nice boobs.
Me: Nice and round and perky but not too big.
Her: And you wonder why you have trouble with the ladies.
Me: I don't wonder at all. I know I'm retarded. The answer to your question would have been 'yours' if I thought I had a legitimate chance.
Her: As long as you know that there might be hope.
Me: There's no hope for me. You know that.
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9 comments:

  1. Michelle5:23 AM

    Hello?

    Seems to me, the way your post is written, she threw some bait out there for you.

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  2. Anonymous7:04 AM

    You guys are funny.

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  3. Native Minnow7:57 AM

    Michelle, I'd normally think that too, except she's married.

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  4. Michelle8:35 AM

    hussy

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  5. Michelle8:35 AM

    just kidding, couldn't help it

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  6. Native Minnow10:43 AM

    She's not a hussy. If she were, I would have replied with 'yours.'

    ;-)

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  7. Anonymous4:24 PM

    cute. its funny how guys only look at books. I only check credit scores.

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  8. Anonymous7:24 PM

    Starlet...it's not really the credit score...it's the figure in the bank...

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  9. PsychDoctor11:35 PM

    By books, do you mean boobs?

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