If there's one thing Thanksgiving is good for, it's bringing people together so that they can be humiliated in front of a large group. At least if you're in my family.
For example, this year I learned that over the years my ex-wife . . .
- showed my mother the first place she and I ever had sex.
- bragged to my sisters about the size of my penis.
- talked to my mom about how I had a knack for "getting [her] there every time."
I only wish I were making this up.
I now see you in a whole new light. Thanksgiving this year was very enlightening....
ReplyDeleteDid Grandpa and Grandma A. come? I'll bet they loved the conversation! lol :0)
ReplyDeleteShe should give you a medal
ReplyDeleteJG
hey you should be happy - this confirms what you have been trying to prove all along - what a sexy guy you are LOL
ReplyDeleteGma and Gpa A did come. :)
ReplyDeleteShe didn't seem offended at all, she laughed at all of our attempts to embarrass Native Minnow.
That's hot! ;-)
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