I went shopping for new shoes today. I made a friend of mine go with me. Once I found a pair to buy, she wanted to go to a different store so she could try to find some new shoes too. As we pulled up to the second store, she said,
"So. . .
and . . .
but . . .
nevermind."
The entire train of thought lasted less then five seconds, and this is how it really sounded in her head: "So, you have to tell me which shoes you'd fuck me in. And you can't say all of them. But you will. Nevermind."
I just had yet another conversation without you.
ReplyDeleteha. love it.
ReplyDeleteAnd you know this HOW? Are you sure it's not wishful thinking?
ReplyDeleteSorry, it was probably:
ReplyDeleteSo; he has HIS shoes how do I get rid of him for a few mintues...
And; do some REAL shopping....
But; he did drive
Nevermind; I'll let him think I'm interested.. and what is he thinking over there?
Oh no. That's the exact translation...I explained it to him afterwards, even though I didn't have to.
ReplyDeleteAnd as for being interested.... I might be interested. If he wasn't my sister......
"Fuck Me" pumps. Nice.
ReplyDeletemagnificent......
ReplyDeleteIt's great when everybody is on the same page as it takes the guesswork out of conversation.
ReplyDeleteSO, I adore a man who feels comfortable in fuck me pumps AND a bustier/garter set (AKA Tim Curry), BUT, is he into me? NEVERMIND, I'll make him into me!
ReplyDeleteThat's how it played in my head.