Friday, March 14, 2008

No more floozies only high class hoes

Reasons why I'm thinking of becoming a high end prostitute:

- There's a lot of money involved.
- I need money.
- I can be discrete when necessary.
- It is prestigious to have sex with celebrities.
- Rich guys would buy me stuff (e.g., jewelry, nice hotels, fancy dinners, etc.).


Reasons why it probably wouldn't work out:

- I'm not female.
- I'm not hot.
- I don't have a "purdy" mouth.
- My butthole doesn't fit all sizes.
- I wouldn't swallow.
- STDs.
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11 comments:

  1. Manuel5:54 PM

    be a waiter then.....it's much the same without the bum sex

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  2. Jenny9:23 PM

    A boy can dream, however....

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  3. steph8:34 AM

    if your butthole doesn't fit all sizes, does it fit some sizes?

    and that is your inappropriate comment for the day!

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  4. Anonymous9:51 AM

    "My butthole doesn't fit all sizes."

    Give it time.

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  5. Anonymous7:19 PM

    I'd fuck you.











    For money! :)

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  6. Michelle2:48 PM

    oh, just eww

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  7. PsychDoctor10:25 PM

    Did you see Conan O'Brien's take on the sex scandal?

    It purported to be a Republican ad attacking Spitzer for his lack of morals...it goes on and on, then shows a picture of the prostitute...it goes on for a second, then the person doing the ad goes back to the picture and starts saying things like, "He tapped that for $5000? That would be a bargain for half the price. We salute you Governor Spitzer...etc..." it was hilarious...I visited her myspace page the other day...She is an aspiring singer and has had something like 7 million hits to her page since this story came out.

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  8. 2 Dollar Productions6:51 AM

    Discretion counts for a lot, I imagine. And were you quoting Kid Rock on the title? Ha.

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  9. Amber8:08 AM

    the butthole one will haunt me all day - shudders - i really didn't need that visualization lol

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  10. Native Minnow8:24 AM

    Manuel, is that why you do it?

    Boxer, indeed I can.

    Steph, not that I'm aware of.

    Anonymous, I don't wanna.

    Waitress, how much? Ha!

    Michelle, I know. I would say I'm sorry, but I'm not.

    Dr. Psycho, I didn't. I wonder if it's on YouTube.

    $2, I imagine so too, and yes I was. That Kid Rock album is one of my guilty pleasures.

    Amber, again, I would say sorry, but I'm not ;-)

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  11. Bill From Gainesville8:39 AM

    Like anything in life you have to weigh out the pro's and con's and you have really gotten to the heart of the matter. I salute you minnow....

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