Me: [Friend 1] and I are checking out the new [Irish Pub] if you're interested in joining us tonight.
Friend 2: Thank you for the invitation but I'm working until 4 a.m. You get stuck with these shifts once in a while.
Me: [Friend 1] wants to know if you've got any hook-ups. You know, like an eight ball or something.
Friend 2: Ha! I can hook you up with clubs, not drugs.
Me: He says to work some magic.
Friend 2: Drive up and down Trop . . . Oh no, wait, that's for hookers. Hit up a limo or taxi driver. They've got the goods.
Me: I'm sure they do. I wouldn't know what to do with any of that stuff anyway. Neither would [Friend 1]
Friend 2: Duh! You put it in your ass.
Me: I think you're mistaking me for your ex-girlfriend.
I've decided that you need to add a new label for your blog, "The Butt" , based on the number of times it seems to show up.....
ReplyDeleteTeresa, here are some possible labels then. Go ahead and pick your favorite (or give a better suggestion if you've got one).
ReplyDelete- What what in the butt
- I call butt
- Your butt cheeks is warm
- Junk in the trunk
- I'm not a proctologist but I play one on the internet
- Ba-dunk-a-dunk
- Butt, that's not funny
- Butt seriously
- Assman
snerk.......
ReplyDeleteI like "what what in the butt" LOL
ReplyDeleteEx-girlfriend put-downs are always good, especially when it involves that.
ReplyDeleteI think you need to listen to the old Eddie Murphy "Boogie in your Butt" song and use some lyrics from that as your new blog title: Well, let me just say
ReplyDeletePut a hot cup of Brim
Fill it to the rim
And put it in your butt
To the beat
Two sugars, stuff so sweet