Me: How many miracles does one have to perform to become a Saint?
Girl: I don't know.
Me: What do you mean you don't know? You almost became a nun.
Girl: That's not the same as becoming a Saint.
Me: I know, but maybe you would've become a Saint.
Girl: No. I wouldn't have been a very good nun.
Me: Why? Because you like the cock too much?
Something tells me that's not an appropriate thing to say to any lady, let alone one who thought about being a nun.
ReplyDeleteUmmmm.....
ReplyDeleteThat really depends on what her response was.
It may also dictate how much time you should be spending with her.
Classy.
ReplyDeleteis nun-on-nun strap-on action against the rules?
ReplyDeleteadmit it, you think Nuns are hot.
ReplyDeletehaha.
ReplyDeleteawesome
I admit, I wouldn't be a very good nun cause I like the cock too much.
ReplyDeleteYou should really just trybeing more forthright and tell her what you really mean Minnow. Sheesh!
ReplyDeleteLiking the cock to much is a bad thing for a Nun -- That is truth.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I believe it takes at least three miracles for a person to even start to be considered a saint.
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