Here's an email exchange I had yesterday with one of my best friends from high school:
Him: What are you doing today? Wanna go drag main?
Me: I'd love to drag main, but not at these gas prices, and only if I can meet up with [our high school crushes].
Him: We can peddle ourselves around if you want, like real old school days.
Me: I call handlebars.
Him: How are you gonna get the handlebars when we are on a unicycle?
That's funny! :)
ReplyDeleteI would be interested to know which high school crush you would want to meet up with. :)
ReplyDeleteI thought you married the one from Cow Country...
Remember this one: How do you fit four gay men on a barstool?
ReplyDeleteTurn it upside down.
Hahahahahahahah, knee-slapper.
The Man Doth Protest Too Much.
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