Me: I always get so bored teaching this lab because nobody ever asks me any questions. So, even if you don't have questions, could you guys ask some anyway?
Student: Don't you have something else you could do?
Me: Yeah, but I want to make sure that I'm not neglecting anybody.
None of them had questions, so I started downloading DNA sequences.
Five minutes later:
Same Student As Before: I have a question for you.
Me: I'm sorry. I'm busy.
Editors note:
ReplyDeleteChange downloading DNA sequences to downloading goat porn.
Make that gay goat porn
ReplyDeleteha.
ReplyDeletehas that person turned into your favorite student or what?
Midget Goat porn.
ReplyDeletebtw, I sent your sis an invite.
Think I'm gonna go download some DNA sequences my damn self.
ReplyDeleteway to teach them respect.
ReplyDeleteha ha ha! Yay, DNA!
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