Reasons why the Republican Party thinks Sarah Palin is more qualified than me when it comes to foreign policy experience:
- She can see Russia from Alaska if she wants to.
Reasons why I am also qualified to be Vice President if lame crap like that counts:
- I knew where LIbya was on a map at pub trivia the other night.
- Sometimes I eat sandwiches with Swiss cheese on them.
- I like red Swedish fish the best, but have eaten all the different colors.
- I love me some German chocolate cake.
- I spent a day in Tijuana when I was seventeen.
- A gay "Hungarian" hit on me once.
Hmmm...but have you ever shot a moose?
ReplyDeleteNo but he could have every single day---from the school bus---on his way to Cow Country High.
ReplyDeletenothing gets me fired up quite like sarah palin.
ReplyDeleteeven your blog post made me feel angry. grrr. because it's true!!!
you're probably over qualified.....
ReplyDeleteyou have my vote!
ReplyDeleteYou're so well-traveled. I'm glad I can consult you on foreign matters.
ReplyDeleteI always champion the underdog so you can count on my vote. Ooops, I've just realised I live in the wrong country. Sorry about that Minnow but good luck anyway.
ReplyDeletedo you eat french fries,'cuz we could use some help with that country too.
ReplyDeleteHey, you also consult with nationals of other countries...like Gypsy...That gives you foreign relations experience...You rock...
ReplyDeleteWell, quite frankly, I don't think Barrack Obama is qualified either. He only has like 183 days service in the Senate, and the only international relations experience he has gotten has been during this campaign. I think he gave one speech in Germany....
ReplyDeleteWell yes, but you're not a "hockey mom," are you??
ReplyDeleteIt all boils down to whom you prefer to look at for the next 4 years. Obama or Palin? I choose Palin, she is hot.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of Palin, my boyfriend and his boss have thought of a nickname for her: VPILF.
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