Ex-Wife: [Mr M], did you cut your hair?
Mr M: No.
Ex-Wife (pointing): Then why is your hair shorter right here?
Mr M: Maybe I was walking when it was windy, and something sharp blew across it.
Ex-Wife: Or maybe you cut it.
Mr M: You don't have any evidence for that.
Gee the apple doesn't fall far from the tree does it?
ReplyDeleteLOL! I sense a future scientist at work. Or a lawyer.
ReplyDeleteWell...no evidence, no crime.
ReplyDeleteGeez. My communications with the Ex are mostly "F.u. !!" "Yeah, Well F.U.2 ! "
ReplyDeleteHe will be a scientist...a detective...or a criminal. :)
ReplyDeleteLOL, makes me proud!!
ReplyDeleteha ha ha!!! That kid is too much!
ReplyDeleteThat seriously cracks me up! I love Mr. M!!
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