Mr M: I love you Dad.
Me: I love you too, Kiddo.
Mr M: Do you love nachos too?
Me: I do love nachos.
Mr M: Which do you love more, me, or nachos?
Me: Uh, I'm going to have to go with nachos.
Mr M: I love you infinity more than nachos.
Me: That's sweet, but for me it's the reverse. I love nachos infinitely more than I love you.
nachos are pretty excellent.
ReplyDeleteI think that Mr. M will grow into a love of Nachos like most men. I, for one, cannot resist a good pile of nachos, or a bad one.. it's sin toppled high and covered in cheesy goodness.
ReplyDeletethat will end him up on a therapist's couch - he'll be telling the Dr. that he cannot understand why he has such hatred for Doritos.
ReplyDeleteI agree.
ReplyDeleteI've never met your kids and having seen their spooky art I'm not sure I want too......so I'm going with the nachos too
ReplyDeleteNachos are pretty wonderful, and unlike a child, they:
ReplyDelete*don't talk back
*are good even when they are cold
*do not make you wish you were dead
*you never regret having nachos
Poor Mr M. Can you please tell him that Aunt Gypsy loves him WAY WAY more than nachos. Poor kid.
ReplyDeleteYou read "L"'s blog, didn't you , and when you had to choose between funny and kind, you chose funny.
ReplyDeleteTell your kids their grandma loves them much more than nachos.