Me: You know, I'm not saying that [Girl]'s not a special lady. I'm just saying you have to be careful that you're not setting the bar too high this Christmas by giving her that much.
Friend: I'm just trying to be a good boyfriend. You know, [Minnow], you gotta keep the bitches happy.
It's so good to hear that you boys have this whole thing all figured out. The females of Vegas are clearly in good hands.
ReplyDeleteBitches ain't shit but hos and tricks.
ReplyDeleteYou guys are BOTH right. Try and find a happy medium. KY Jelly, for example.
ReplyDeleteyou DO have to keep the bitches happy so they'll keep YOU happy.
ReplyDeletenot that the way to do that is through fancy gifts, though.