My Brother: I have to run to the store real quick. Come with me.
Me: Ok. Let me grab my sweatshirt.
17 Year Old Niece: Hey! Where are you going?
Me: I'm going with your dad.
Niece: Can I come?
Me: No. We're doing some male bonding.
Niece: I don't know what that's supposed to mean.
Me: Alright. I shouldn't tell you this, but your dad and I are going to get a Thai hooker.
Niece: Good luck finding one of those. This is Utah, not Vegas.
Me: They're around. You just need to know where to look.
how are you allowed near people never mind kids........legend
ReplyDeleteI know where to look, but you guys didn't ask me... so you must already know!! LOL, what a great example!!!
ReplyDeleteYou won't be happy til you've corrupted every young mind in your family will you? You do crack me up though :)
ReplyDeleteI'd be more worried about her response than yours... but then again, you are related.
ReplyDeleteYour Niece seems rather educated on where to find what.
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