I've got nothing. So once again I'm going to resort to potty humor. Here's my list of inappropriate Christmas songs:
I Saw Mommy Humping Santa Claus
Jingle Ball Rock
Frosty the Crackhead
I'm Dreaming Of A White Hooker
Angels We Have Heard Are High (on meth)
Rudolf the Racist Reindeer
Silver Balls
I Came Upon A Midnight Clear
Jingle Bell Cock
ReplyDeleteWait, are these actual songs? If so, then you should have posted some lyrics . . .
ReplyDeleteBSH, that's a great one. I wish I'd have thought of that.
ReplyDelete$2, they are not actual songs. I'm just being retarded. But I could probably come up with some lyrics for some of them.
Oh Little Whore from Bethlehem
ReplyDeleteMy favorite one is Angels We Have Heard Are High (on meth) because I thought of it. When I was high. On meth.
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