Friend: Nice coochie cutters.
Me (excitedly): Where?
Friend: Right there.
I look over and see a guy wearing short shorts.
Me: You idiot. Those aren't coochie cutters. They're nut-huggers.
Friend: So they are.
Me: What a disappointment. You really had my hopes up.
Moose Knuckle!
ReplyDeleteWhere do you live that it is so easy to confuse the two?
ReplyDeleteIs coochie cutter like camel toe? I just wanted to be certain we are thinking the same thing.
ReplyDeletecoochie cutter i have heard of -- nut hugger? gross.
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