Every morning when I drop Tortellini off at school there are groups of kids standing on the street and smoking. As I pulled up to the curb this morning we passed by one of these groups.
Me: Should I have dropped you off with the smoker kids?
Tortellini: No.
Me: Are you sure? That one guy looked kinda hot.
Tortellini: Yeah. And he's gay.
Well.... at least she knows how to direct her efforts!
ReplyDeleteyou should have told her he looks "Smoking Hot!"
ReplyDeleteThere were no gay minors when I was a yute. None.
ReplyDeleteGood to know that you're eyeing the hot gay minors. I'm sure the christian mothers would be VERY EXCITED about that...
ReplyDeleteI gotta go with Troll on this one. No fags when I was young, except british cigarettes.
ReplyDeletetortellini is awesome.
ReplyDeleteI could turn him.
ReplyDeleteha ha ha!! you sure can pick 'em! Does Tortellini live with you?
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