Walking back from the research symposium today:
Me: Why are there cheerleaders all over campus?
Labmate: They're in high school, which means they're illegal.
Me: I didn't mean it in a "hey baby" sort of way. I'm just wondering. Why do you think that everything I say is pervy and creepy?
Labmate: That's because everything you say is pervy and creepy.
Me: That's beside the point.
It's nice how well your peers know you, creepy/pervy man.
ReplyDeleteA poison title might have been appropriate here. You can look but you can't touch
ReplyDeleteYeah, I should turn to the old rock more often. Even better would've been "She's only seventeen".
ReplyDeleteyou're stereotyped man......there's no escape now.....
ReplyDeleteI was walking through the airport with Mr. Boxer and his brother... they passed four cheerleaders and I KNEW exactly what they were thinking, so I walked up and said "Gentlemen, just give it up, they're 16". My new name for the rest of the trip?
ReplyDeleteBuzz Kill.
Oh yeah.
There's just no way to talk about cheerleaders without seeming pervy & creepy, so we might as well accept it. Now, I need to go rent 'Bring it On.'
ReplyDeleteThe other day I googled "Dirty Old Man" and I believe Nativeminnow was at the top of the list.
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