Mr M: Dad, do you want a Sprite?
Me: No. That's ok.
Mr M: Dad. You can't just drink water all the time.
Me: Why not?
Mr M: Because if you drink too much water, then you'll get healthy and more healthy. And then you'll get sick.
Me: I think you've got it backwards there dude.
Mr M: No I don't. If you get too healthy your body gets sick.
I wasn't aware it worked that way. I might need to go read up on the immune response.
kids will damn sure coach you up on some stuff wont they?
ReplyDeletei think there is some truth to that, considering i got so sick from growing my own freaking bean sprouts and eating them....
ReplyDeleteI rarely see fat people drinking water. See them eating relatively healthy foods all the time.
ReplyDeleteI think Mr. M means that you'll get sick of being healthy. You'll go on a junk food and heroin bender. Malt Balls and Golden Brown.
ReplyDeleteWow Mr M has a great thought process!!! I guess I won't have to give up my Mt Dew and Pepsi ;)
ReplyDeletekids got a point......sausage sandwich time......just to keep the balance right you understand.....
ReplyDeleteI drink a ton of water too. Maybe he's thinking about those cases where people have been forced to consume water in hazing rituals and some have died - seriously. It tips certain levels to turn toxic against the body & made some news last year.
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ReplyDeleteit is because i told him how if you drink too much water at one time it can kill you. it was on the news...a woman guzzled a whole bunch of water and died. so, see..he is brilliant.
ReplyDeletethat's some amazing logic. :o)
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