Waiting for a job interview to begin is the only time you don't want to receive a text like this:
You should play hookey with me today and take me to the mall because I am afraid to drive and I need to go to Victoria's Secret. You can see my boobs ;)
It doesn't look like I got the job.
ReplyDeleteprobably because you had text sex through the interview...
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Two things surprise me with your "What I'm listening to..." choice. 1st the music (cause it's usually my style and clearly not yours and I heard it too on NPR that day), 2nd "NPR" ;-)
ReplyDeleteHope you're wrong about the job!
ReplyDeleteNo, I rocked the interview. But after I left, the person who held the position last year contacted the employer and said they wanted to come back, so it goes back to them.
ReplyDeleteno job.....but not all bad then eh.....silver linings n all that
ReplyDeleteawwwwww. poor boobless native minnow
ReplyDeleteI can't believe they wouldn't want to hire a sex-texter. You should probably sue them.
ReplyDeleteIn other news I am afraid to drive too. And I need a ride to UNLV for the next 5 years. But you can't see my boobs. I would settle for a handicap car tag, though.
Is this the same girl who wanted to show you her boobage on at least two prior occasions?
ReplyDeleteIt's hard to focus on interview questions, which are largely asinine nonesense anyway, when all the blood has rushed away from yr. brain.
ReplyDeleteDifferent girl. Apparently everyone wants me to see their boobs these days. Except for Bunny Hugger.
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