Friday, May 22, 2009

Box full of letters - 6

To the 50 year old neighbor lady who always walks her dog in a neon green bikini:

Please stop doing that. You don't have the body for it anymore. That's if you ever did. Nobody needs to see that shit.

Sincerely,
Native Minnow

9 comments:

  1. And why are all the exhibitionists fat old people?

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  2. not into the Cougar-thing, eh?

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  3. A dog in a neon green bikini! That's almost as funny as a dog on a surfboard.

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  4. at least she's walking and not running. That would really be a sight you wouldn't want to see.

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  5. I agree things could be worse...but still its disgusting to even hear about!!

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  6. Repulsed3:11 PM

    SilentKid is funny

    Please tell me no pubic hairs were showing

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  7. Well dad. No one wants to see you walk around in YOUR neon green bikini either.

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  8. Anonymous2:00 PM

    she don't eat meat but she sure likes the bone

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