I had dinner Tuesday night with the girl I took to the Travis concert. A few of my friends told me it was crucial that I make a move, or else I'd be relegated to friend status forever.
I didn't make a move*.
The next day I told my friend, "I didn't even try to kiss her goodnight. Now she probably thinks I'm gay."
He said, "I'm starting to think you are too. Maybe it's time to face facts."
*I blame the homeless** woman for coming up and begging for change right as I walked her to her car.
**Nothing ruins a moment quite like the homeless.
don't give up hope, it's not too late, but definitely make some sort of move next time.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I kind of feel like you might be missing the window here. Have you tried getting REALLY DRUNK before your dates? That always worked well for me.
ReplyDeleteYou must overcome the homeless, swine flu and anything else that gets in your way. Stay focused. Pep talk is over, but even if the move is half-hearted, one needs to be made. It's a moral imperative.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure I've never spent money on a date before the ultimate move had already been executed.
ReplyDeleteSex first, THEN date, grasshopper.
SHE could have kissed YOU. Maybe SHE'S gay?
ReplyDeletethe homeless do ruin a lot of good things. good luck gettin' yer dick wet.
ReplyDeleteI love Boy Blogs.
ReplyDeleteMaybe you shouldn't take her on a date in North Las Vegas...
ReplyDeleteoh no! no moves???? sigh.
ReplyDeleteOkay I'm going to agree, maybe you should just ask her if SHES gay. That will start a conversation.
ReplyDeleteDamn no good homeless ....
ReplyDeleteDamn the bad luck...defintely make the move next time....if you're lucky enough to have a next time lol
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