Friday, June 05, 2009

Do you know the muffin man?

After I had just finished eating a cookie for dessert at lunch yesterday:

Friend: Eat that last muffin.

Me: I can't.

Friend: It's yours. Eat it.

Me: Can't.

Friend: You can't let it go to waste. Eat it.

Me: I can't. I'm too full. Besides, it'll ruin my chocolate chip cookie mouth.

Friend: That might be the gayest thing you've ever said.
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7 comments:

  1. Heff8:22 AM

    Hmmmm. I'm pretty sure you're ok. "Gayer" things HAVE been said.

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  2. repliderium.com9:05 AM

    I'm sooooo jealous of your chocolate chip mouth- after having my wisdoms pulled I have gross puss blood mouth right now.

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  3. Kymical Reactions8:09 PM

    Now gay would have been something like 'no, I can't because I'm trying to watch my waistline.'

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  4. h5:50 AM

    "Muffins go right to my thighs".

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  5. steph5:54 AM

    a chocolate chip cookie mouth, i love it.

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  6. 2 Dollar Productions6:49 AM

    I'm sure you can top that, but it probably sounded more reasonable in your head then when it was said out loud. Ha.

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  7. Anonymous1:05 PM

    I've never known any straight guys who would pass up 'eating a muffin!' You're definitely gay!

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