I texted my friend to let her know that she and another friend of ours were both pictured on a web site we all frequent.
Her: It's because the world revolves around you or [site] isn't really that popular.
Me: Must be the first.
Her: Ah yes, as a biologist you would opt for the God complex choice.
Me: Careful or I'll snuff you out =)
Her: Are you aware you just threatened to rape and kill me?
Me: Yeah, but the smiley face makes it okay.
Her: Not everything [Professor] does to you is legal!
Me: [no response]
Her: The silence means I won, right?
Me: I'm just plotting.
Her: I'm not sure if I should be terrified or amused.
Me: How about both?
Her: How about bored? Put up or shut up!
Dude.
ReplyDeleteSaved from a lengthy jail term by a smiley face. Impressive.
ReplyDeleteI promise to visit you in jail.
ReplyDeleteI think she wins after all.
ReplyDeleteSnuff? That still will rot your mouth.
ReplyDeleteUm, that stuff** Sorry.
ReplyDeleteSounds like things are becoming a bit frayed. Ha. But you're right - if you follow it up wtih a smiley face, then you can say anything before that point. Anything.
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