I encountered some former students at lunch today. They invited me to come sit down with them. In the process of catching up with them I asked one about her dental school applications.
Her: I only applied to five schools, but I should be able to get into one of them.
Me: I'm sure you will. You're smart enough. You should be fine.
Her: I'd better get in. I don't really have a back up plan, so if I don't get accepted I'll have to start stripping somewhere.
Me: Well, if that ends up happening let me know. I'll come buy a dance from you.
Her Friend: Maybe you could just tuck some dollar bills into her g-string.
Me: Either way works for me.
I like dollar bills too.
ReplyDeleteUm, what exactly do you teach again, lol !
ReplyDeletestill so weird you can talk to students like that!
ReplyDeleteand love the depeche mode reference.
That makes you sound like a dirty old man. ;)
ReplyDeleteKimberly, I'll stuff some into your g-string too if you'd like.
ReplyDeleteHeff, whatever needs to be taught ;-)
Steph, important distinction: FORMER students. They took my class two or three years ago. And I knew you'd like the DM song.
Kmwthay, that's just because I am.
step away from the students.....you'll end up a list otherwise....
ReplyDeletestill, my former students from two years ago are still only 15....ew.
ReplyDeleteof course! i can never say no to old school alterna
The world needs strippers more then dentists.... I know this because I have been to both strip clubs and dentists in my life, and strip clubs are just a better value...
ReplyDeleteLOL. Perhaps if she doesn't get into school, she could wear a sexy dentist uniform on stage. What? Some men have to be into that? Right? ;)
ReplyDeleteMay I…?
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