Wednesday, October 21, 2009

I've been thinking some of suicide, but there's bars out here for miles

Friend 1: What are you going to do after you graduate?

Me: I don't know. Maybe I'll just off myself.

Friend 2: Why wait until then?

Friend 1: Because he wants his obituary to read right. He's got to make sure it says Dr. [Minnow].
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9 comments:

  1. repliderium.com9:48 AM

    Most people lack that type of forethought. I commend you.

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  2. Manuel3:47 PM

    ha, that's some good thinking.....morbid but good....

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  3. Jenny8:18 PM

    but of course they'd spell your name wrong.

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  4. Bill From Gainesville8:55 PM

    Wait, I thought you already were DR. Minnow. I seem to recall a post not to long ago in which we all congratulated you on your achievement of that lofty title?

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  5. Native Minnow9:24 PM

    Well, I did pass my dissertation defense, but I'm not officially a doctor until I get the diploma. That won't happen until December.

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  6. Savannah12:18 AM

    And you are joking right?

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  7. Kris8:59 AM

    I can see the headstone now...
    Here Lies NM:
    wanted by Hungarians,

    (someone help me come up with a rhyme)

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  8. :)9:00 AM

    That "Kris" is funny!

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  9. 2 Dollar Productions6:15 AM

    It's nice to have amusing friends . . . and you should make them all address you as Doctor soon enough.

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