Girl Who Won't Be My Girlfriend: You're hot as a biologist.
Me: As a biologist?
GWWBMG: And you're hot as a Ph. D.
Me: Why can't I just be hot, without the qualifiers?
GWWBMG: Because there are certain things you wouldn't be hot as. You wouldn't be hot as a waiter.
Great. I guess that means I'm biology hot.
hmmmm.....
ReplyDeleteDude, Girl that won't be your girlfriend sure does hang out with you alot. Maybe you can be her boyfriend with out her knowing? Kind of like a Stealth Boy friend ... I am actually Mary Louise Parker's Boyfriend myself, (of course she doesn't know so dont tell her)
ReplyDeletewe ALL need the qualifiers.
ReplyDeleteI told Mr. Boxer recently I'm still married to him because he hasn't lost his hair and gotten fat. He said "does that mean you WOULD have left if I was bald and fat?" and I said "If you were rich, I would stay." See? Work that Pd.D!!
shouldn't "Biology hot" be in link form? I swear I read another post about a girl who was "biology hot". lol
ReplyDeleteLove the abbreviation: GWWBMG lol ;)
I like that description: "Biology hot!" I'm going to use it on all of the hot biologists I know.
ReplyDeleteThat's still a compliment. Hell, everything has a qualifier attached to it in life. Ha.
ReplyDeleteI put the link in. Happy now?
ReplyDeleteit also means you should never be a waiter
ReplyDeleteIsn't Hot just Hot? I always thought so but what do I know?
ReplyDeleteYou're also president-impersonator-hot.
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