Sunday, December 20, 2009

There's a fat man standing by the soda machine and he knows, he knows, he knows that life can be funny

Friend: Look at that line to go see Santa Claus.

Me: I should go wait to sit on his lap, and when he asks what I want for Christmas, say, "a naughty girl."

Friend: That'd be pretty funny.

Me: Yeah, and you know Santa would laugh. Then, when he's all, "Ho, ho ho." I'd say, "Exactly!"
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9 comments:

  1. steph3:25 PM

    i don't know what is creepier, sitting on santa's lap (as a grown man) and asking for naughty girls or santa replying with ho ho ho.

    awkward.

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  2. Jenny6:37 PM

    uh, you wish and my Holiday Video is up and YOU are of one of the "stars".

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  3. Kymical Reactions9:44 PM

    have you no shame? ;)

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  4. Joanna Cake4:11 AM

    Well it made me laugh :)

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  5. Amber8:46 AM

    LOL - you're too much! LOL

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  6. Native Minnow10:24 AM

    I didn't go through with it

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  7. BlazngScarlet11:08 AM

    Well, at least YOU stopped at 3 HO's .... better than Tiger.

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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  8. repliderium.com2:31 PM

    hahahahah
    Thanks for that.

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  9. Lindsay Logic6:08 PM

    BlazngScarlet- That's excellent.

    Minnow- This post is pretty damn funny!

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