It might be the creepy guy in sweats who does yoga outside your window and drives a molester van. Don't go with anyone unless they can give you the family password. You do still remember the family password, don't you?
You see, you would think its probably a female student doing that shizz, but given your propensity for gay vibes lately I conclude that you have an effeminate male stalker.
do you have a pet bunny?
ReplyDeleteHe's almost certainly left-handed with short stubby fingers. Does that narrow it down for you?
ReplyDeleteIt might be the creepy guy in sweats who does yoga outside your window and drives a molester van. Don't go with anyone unless they can give you the family password. You do still remember the family password, don't you?
ReplyDeletehow delightful, a stalker...hope it's a dude....heh
ReplyDeleteMine does...
ReplyDeleteNot to sound creepy or anything...
hahahahahaha!!!!! at inklings comment!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL sadly it's probably just one of your guy friends messing with you
ReplyDeleteOK FINE, it's me, Stanley Tucci.
ReplyDeleteYou see, you would think its probably a female student doing that shizz, but given your propensity for gay vibes lately I conclude that you have an effeminate male stalker.
ReplyDeleteOr you will just wake up missing your kidneys...in a tub of ice...in a motel bathroom....in...Reno.
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