Friday, March 19, 2010

Hey, I don't wanna break down why I'm feeling so lonely when you're around

I was walking across campus today when I saw a friend of mine.

Her: Where are you going?

Me: Lunch. Want to come?

Her Friend (who I've never met): Are you going to buy food for us?

Me: The only way I'm buying you food is if you put out.


Got to make a good first impression, you know?
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9 comments:

  1. Kymical Reactions3:04 PM

    I like a man who cuts to the chase. :)

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  2. Dee Ice Hole4:10 PM

    Yeah 'cause you only get one chance to make a good first impression.

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  3. vivalacrap5:29 PM

    HA! If she had said "deal!" then you totally would have been $6 closer to homeless.

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  4. Jenny8:04 AM

    you are going to die alone.

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  5. h1:30 PM

    I'm proud of you. I'd be prouder if you'd have suggested a specific act. "Putting out" could be interpreted as something that would require effort on your part.

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  6. Manuel4:27 PM

    first and last i assume....arf

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  7. Anonymous5:46 PM

    So, the question is, did she?

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  8. repliderium.com9:12 AM

    What'll you get these days for a ham sandwich and a juicebox?

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  9. Native Minnow9:56 AM

    Kym, I'll keep that in mind if I ever make it to OKC ;-)

    Dee Ice, that's exactly what I thought!

    Vivalacrap, It would've been the best $6 I ever spent.

    Boxer, I realize that.

    Troll, fair point. I'll be more specific next time.

    Manuel, time will tell ;-)

    Openair, no, surprisingly.

    Repliderium, it would've been a burrito and free soda. Perhaps I should establish a currency system?

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