Friend: Why did you buy so many boxes of Girl Scout cookies?
Me: They're not all for me. Some are for [Friend], and some are for [Hot Waitress] since she asked me to get a box for her.
Friend: You actually bought her some?
Me: Of course. How else am I going to get her to love me?
Friend: You could try being witty and charming.
Me: Pfffffft.
Friend: You're right. Better stick with the cookies.
Bribery will get you EVERYWHERE.
ReplyDeleteI wish someone would buy me Girl Scout cookies. The ones with the carmel and coconut! Yeah.
ReplyDeleteHeff, here's hoping ;-)
ReplyDeleteNK, those are the ones I bought! (Just not for you - sorry!)
I'd love a guest if they brought me cookies...not you though...obviously
ReplyDeletebuy her a case.
ReplyDeleteat least you didn't say that you loved girl scouts. did you get the new kind with cranberries? to.die.for.
ReplyDeleteGotta stick with the Thin Mints I bought 2 boxes!! And yes I ate them all myself thanks...lol
ReplyDeleteI dissent. The best ones are the new lemony ones.
ReplyDeleteyou know that's a really good idea, you should at least be able to get a date out of it ;>
ReplyDeletebox of thin mints = love
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ReplyDeleteThe Inklings comment -- if not removed and I did try to remove it -- is from me.
ReplyDeleteCan't beat THIN MINTS.
Um, why aren't you trying to win my love with girl scout cookies? I NEED SAMOAS TOO!
ReplyDeletelove the smiths shout out.
ReplyDeleteFirst, I love the pay phone dude drawing. That's just classy.
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah, I think Girl Scout Cookies will only score you points - everyone likes them & the hot waittress will associate you with their goodness is you play yr. cards right.
Have a good weekend Minnow.