Mr M: Hi Dad. Thanks for the shoes you sent. You know those white ones?
Me: Yeah.
Mr M: They make me run really fast.
Me: That's cool. I thought you might say that. Did you think that purple swoosh on the side was cool?
Mr M: What purple swoosh?
Me: The thing right on the side of the shoes.
Mr M: You mean that blue thing?
Me: It's not blue, it's purple.
Mr M: No it's not. It's blue.
Me: It's purple. Are we going to have to send you back to Kindergarten so you can learn your colors?
Mr M: I know my colors, Dad. It's blue.
Me: Ask your mom what color it is.
Mr M: Ok. Mom, what color is this?
My Ex: Purplish.
Mr M: See? They're blue.
It's like talking to a Creationist.
The Creationist line made me laugh out loud, although the previous post was a good one too. I've always thought about getting a pedicure because I hate to cut my toenails. Too bad you didn't get a pic w/ either of the two women in there . . .
ReplyDeleteI love that kid, he is the coolest!
ReplyDeleteWhatta Boy!!!
ReplyDeletethat's cute.
ReplyDeleteI laughed at the Creationist comment too and think you are color blind.
ReplyDeleteObviously took lessons from my kid.
ReplyDeleteHe's too cute. Your kids are cool!
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