On the first day of my summer class, I was going down the roster to see who was in attendance to find out if I had extra room for a few people who were trying to add. When I got to the 'M's, one student's last name was Montana.
Me (after calling out their name): Any relation to Hannah?
Student: No, but Joe is my uncle.
Me: Really?
Student: No.
The most disturbing thing about this exchange was this: Why wasn't Joe Montana the first celebrity to pop into my mind?
i do have the answer to that question: PERV!
ReplyDeleteit'd be one thing if your kids were living with you and the tweeny-pop culture was a little more justifiably present...
I think we all know the reason for that ;)
ReplyDeletedavebetts NAILED IT !
ReplyDeleteJoe Montana is so, uh, 1990s? 80s maybe? Thinking "Hannah" just shows how "with it" you are.
ReplyDeleteOr Tony Montana ...
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