The other night I stopped at a friend's house on my way home from meeting a couple of other friends for dinner. The following is from a conversation I had with his seven year old daughter:
Her: Why do you like Asian girls?
Me: What's not to like?
Her: Do you like Mexican girls too?
Me: As a matter of fact, I do. I don't discriminate. I like all* girls.
*Except for maybe the fat ones.
thats pretty good.
ReplyDeleteDon't lie. You like the fat ones, too.
ReplyDeleteJust like a Moped, they're fun to ride, you just don't want to get caught in public on one.
Why is "no fat chicks" a catch-phrase/t-shirt and not "no fat dudes?" I guess our mothers didn't have the security or bravado to be that choosy or blatantly offensive. However, I think I may have just realized my next business venture.
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