Monday, October 11, 2010

See our friends, see the sights, feel alright

I went to Vegas this weekend. I didn't tell any of my friends I was coming. I just surprised them.

When I saw Girl Who Won't Be My Girlfriend, she grabbed my arm and said, "I really have missed you."

I said, "Really? I've mostly just missed your boobs."

She shook her head and said, "You're a dork."




This is why I'm single.

7 comments:

  1. Michele1L8:48 PM

    *Shaking my head*

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  2. LOL absence makes the heart grow fonder ;>

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  3. I just can't understand it....

    That "I've mostly just missed your boobs" line ALWAYS worked for me....

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  4. You're as suave as James Bond*.






    *54 year old gamer Dude that lives down the street with his mom.

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  5. Anonymous12:09 PM

    did you get to touch 'em?

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  6. hahaha! I can see why you don't warn 'em when you come. ;o)

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