Wednesday, December 15, 2010

I used to love her, but I had to kill her

Friend: Wow, this guy had a rough month of July.

Me: Why do you say that?

Friend: He had three charges of aggravated assault, two charges of aggravated kidnapping, one charge of unlawful detention, domestic violence in front of a child, among other things.

Me: Damn. Sounds about like me when I was going through my divorce.

4 comments:

  1. I hear ya, Bro !

    I've been married once, and divorced TWICE, LMAO !!!

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  2. Dear Heff- your comment scares me.
    k
    xoxo

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  3. Sounds like me when I was going through my breakup with girlfriend of 10 months. Garsh.

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  4. Dear Heff - please tell more.

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