Yesterday I had lunch at a Mexican restaurant we frequent, and had the following conversation with the owner when I went to place my order.
Him: Where's that girl that came in with you last time?
Me: I don't know. I'm sure she's around somewhere.
Him: Why don't you two date? She's single. You're divorced.
Me: She's too good for me.
Him: That's what you want.
Me: Nah. I want a bad girl.
Him: So take her and wreck her.
Maybe the man has some sound advice after all.
but first buy her dinner.
ReplyDeletemore importantly... ¿which restaurant is worth repeat visits?
ReplyDeleteBoxer, everyone agrees (including me and her) that it could never work.
ReplyDeleteFishy, it's just Diego's.