Me: Look at that mirror. It's amazing!
Togers: What's so amazing about it?
Me (gesturing toward my reflection): Can't you see how handsome it is?
Later on I was telling another friend about how proud I was of my joke. Then I had to add this to the end of the story:
Me: [Togers] didn't get it at first. Probably because he's dumb.
Togers: I'm not dumb. I'm not the one that thought that was handsome.
Togers saw HIMSELF in the mirror.
ReplyDeletePoint that out.
I'm more interested in why your kid wanted to go to an antique store.
ReplyDeleteAntique stores are awesome. They'd be even more awesome if they didn't smell like old ladies houses.
ReplyDeleteAntique stores are awesome. They'd be even more awesome if they didn't smell like old ladies houses.
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