- Clean up my desk
- Turn my music down (even when it's playing through headphones)
- Put WD-40 on my chair (too squeaky)
- Stop moving in my chair (too squeaky)
- Stop typing so loudly
Things my co-worker needs to do (according to me):
- Lighten up
- Buy some earplugs
- Graduate
- Never get married
- Never EVER have kids
Yes, I know that this is mean.
ReplyDeleteYes, I know that some of you know who I'm talking about.
Yes, I would appreciate it very much if you didn't tell that person about this post (it's just a way for me to vent).
Things your co-worker needs to do according to ME:
ReplyDelete*Buy the WD-40 and fix it themself, after all it's bugging them...not you
*Go to the emergency room and get on Prozac or some other mood altering drug. This helps.
*Take a brisk walk outside
*Never get married
*Never EVER have kids
*Never have a room mate, either.
And for hell's sake...stop typing so loudly!!! ;)
Do I? Can I take a guess? I guess the question is, do I know him very well? Or have I known him for a while?
ReplyDeleteWhat? do you guys have regular sessions where you talk about your problems? or is he just constantly moaning about the problems...
ReplyDeleteHoly cow! Do you have a death wish?!
ReplyDeleteThese are just things that have been complained about over the past few months. We don't hold regular sessions - that would be gay.
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