Tuesday, January 09, 2007

You know she begs me not to hit her

A lot of people tell me that I'm a nice guy. I'm probably too nice. In fact, I'm starting to think that maybe the reason I'm still single is that I'm not violent enough. I guess there are worse things than being single. Like being single and poor for example. It's obviously much better to be single, rich, and in prison.

3 comments:

  1. Anonymous1:07 PM

    being violent is the only way to get women.

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  2. Anonymous8:31 AM

    It obviously works, even a member of our family said yes...even after the attack. So I guess Til Death Do Us Part can come earlier, not later.

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  3. Yeah, and if you go to prison, you never have to be lonely again...

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