Me: You know why I wouldn't make a good pedophile?
Friend: Why's that?
Me: Because I'd end up eating all the candy and wouldn't have anything left over to bribe the kids with.
Friend: You know what else would make you bad?
Me: What?
Friend: You'd get them into the van and then sit and wait for them to make the first move.
Thanks, I laughed out loud.
ReplyDeleteScary, creepy, and oh so true......
ReplyDeleteGood to know...
ReplyDeleteGlad you're not a ped...
Sometimes honesty is bad.
ReplyDeleteThis may have been one of those times.
Thankfully I know you are not a Mo...
ReplyDeleteHowever, I thought this was hilarious...scary that you had the conversation, but hilarious.. PI
this may be the very first time someone was able to incorporate pedophilia into a joke that was really laugh worthy and didnt make you feel yucky doing so
ReplyDeleteI could see Conan O'Brien saying this and getting some laughs...
ReplyDeleteThat you were having the conversation was funny, the comments were even better. You make me laugh.
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