Girl 1: Can I have some gum?
Me: That was my last piece. But do you want this one that I'm chewing? You can have it.
Girl 1: Ok.
Girl 2: Gross.
Girl 1: Why is that gross? Because [Minnow] has diseases?
Girl 2: Yeah.
Me: You don't even know me. You can't say that.
Girl 2: I've heard enough.
Me: Don't believe everything you hear.
Girl 1: The only thing you need to know about [Minnow] is that he's from Utah, so he has 15 wives.
Girl 2: So he does have diseases then.
Me: No diseases. They were all virgins when I married them, because they were all like twelve years old. Isn't that the way polygamy works?
Girl 1: You should know. You're the polygamist.
Me: Besides, fifteen wives? That's way too many. Actually, do you know how many wives is too many?
Girl 1: How many?
Me: One.
Like you didn't see that one coming.
ReplyDeletenope, didn't have a clue, sugar ;-)
ReplyDeletegross maybe, but i always share gum.
ReplyDeleteand that is a pretty hilarious ending to the conversation, though yes, i did see it coming!
One is questionable, and anymore than that and you're asking for more trouble than any one human can handle.
ReplyDeleteAs for the gum, I think I would wait and buy a pack.
I just wouldn't accept an already chewed piece of gum because it's lost its flavor.
ReplyDeleteI've got some old gum for you, minnow.
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