Friday, June 13, 2008

Who will go down to the shady groves and summon the shadows there?

At a barbecue a couple weekends ago:

Guy: Did you see the Cornhenge I built?
Guy's Wife: You didn't build that - it was already there.
Guy: I built it.
Guy's Friend: It's true. I saw him do it.
Guy (to his wife): Keep disagreeing with me and I'll turn it into a burial site.
Guy's Wife: Then who's going to pay the bills?
Guy: Ain't no mortgage on Cornhenge.



Just so you don't feel left out I give you: Cornhenge!
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7 comments:

  1. silentkid3:45 PM

    You are retarded.

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  2. Jenny5:28 PM

    Seriously. Retarded.

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  3. Mr. DNA6:44 PM

    Cornhenge! Yay!

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  4. Anonymous5:51 AM

    Barbecue is a specific low-and-slow cooking method. What you and your friends participated in was "Bunch of Drunks Grilling Things".

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  5. steph10:01 AM

    i think your tag, "reasons i love having a camera phone," is perfect.

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  6. Native Minnow1:25 PM

    Silentkid and Boxer, I never claimed that I wasn't retarded.

    Mr DNA, you could probably even enjoy your cheese there.

    Wordcop, point taken, but I don't think anyone in the west truly barbeques. That said, the steak I got at Pappy & Harriet's in Pioneer Town (when I went to Joshua Tree) was true Mesquite BBQ, and absolutely delicious.

    Steph, aren't they great?

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  7. Karen5:05 AM

    Ah yes...Cornhenge. There's a monument worth knocking your wife off for :)

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