Friday, August 21, 2009

Everyone wants to be a perpetual motion machine

Today, while driving across town with my friend:

Him: I would've run that light if that girl hadn't been standing at the corner ready to cross.

Me: She is cute. You made the right choice.

He drove through the next yellow light.

Me: So, you didn't want to stop to see the guy with the mullet wearing a tank top cross in front of us?

Him: I didn't see the guy with the mullet.

Me: But if you had, you totally would've stopped, right?
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6 comments:

  1. Heff3:04 PM

    Nope. Cute girls have more right-of-way privileges.

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  2. Kymical Reactions3:21 PM

    It's always worth taking time to watch a mullet go by. They are slowly becoming extinct, you know. You need to get your picture made hugging a dude with a mullet, before they're all gone.

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  3. Kymical Reactions4:40 PM

    Tom Brady? Really? (scratching my head)

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  4. Jenny2:16 PM

    or did you want him to hit the guy with the mullet?

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  5. Manuel4:42 PM

    mullets........heh...there's twenty kill points right there...

    ps

    got a new solo home....

    http://www.crikeyandotherprofanities.com/

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  6. Kimberly6:34 PM

    I brake for mullets.

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