A few things you should never do for a Klondike bar:
- Get "Klondike" tattooed across your face.
- Punch a toddler and steal his/hers.
- Sell one of your kidneys on the black market.
- Mug a clown.
- Steal from the collection plate at church.
- Short your pimp.
- Your grandmother.
Hmmm. I'm guessing someone has, in the past, stolen from the collection plate at church.
ReplyDeleteListed twice due to guilt, perhaps ?
punching a toddler might be OK. as long as it's not too hard.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you have against old people?
ReplyDeleteClown Mugging. That sounds like a good time. Where do I sign up for that?
ReplyDeleteHeff i fixed that
ReplyDeleteSteph how hard is acceptable?
Anonymous old people are fine just not fine enough for that
Kmwthay sign up at your local circus
These are way better than the commercials. And never sell a kidney for that little money - you can get $20,000 in the right circumstances.
ReplyDeleteI disagree with the never mug a clown one. I think it should be MANDATORY! Fucking creepy freaks deserve to be mugged. By a grizzly bear.
ReplyDeleteI would never do any of those things for a Klondike bar. A Drumstick however....;)
ReplyDeleteYour readers are clown-a-phobes.
ReplyDeleteI once tripped a kid for less.
ReplyDeleteand I was an adult.
ReplyDeletei'd say hard enough that they might cry, but not so hard they scream.
ReplyDeleteI'd punch a toddler.
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