Do you have stuff to hand out to trick-or-treaters this year? I always pick out some of my favorites, just in case nobody comes by and I have to polish it off myself. Here's a sampling of what the kids will get to choose from when they come to my place.
For the young 'uns
- bananas
- old gum
- ramen
- Cheerios
- 8 track tapes
- Chia pet
For the older kids
- porn
- nuclear warheads
- swine flu
- crack cocaine
- the clap
- severed heads
Gee it's hard to decide who's got the better end of the deal.
ReplyDeleteoh come on, EVERYBODY will be handing out swine flu this year! p.s. I want the chia pet!
ReplyDeleteIt looks like everybody wins at Minnows house . . . and I only wonder what happens when the cops show up?
ReplyDeleteIt has to be the Obama Chia Head. And who wants a banana in their bag of candy? I do!!
ReplyDeleteyour chia post just inspired a post from me.
ReplyDeletei do love a chia pet.
swine flu....heh that'll teach em...
ReplyDeleteno snuggies? cheap ass.
ReplyDeleteI like my severed heads on skewers. I'll take 2 please.
ReplyDeletewhen I was but a child it was hard to come across porn... No internet back then and it was just hard to buy. you had to steal it from your friends dad and stuff. I would have loved trick or treating at your house.
ReplyDeleteI don't give them treats that are here today and gone tomorrow. I give them wisdom. Pearls of great price.
ReplyDeleteFirst by telling them that they and their parents will spend eternity at the foot of Satan's Fiery Throne for celebrating a pagan holiday.
Then I give them pamphlets that contain a similar but more strident message.